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"Survivors" - Bill/Tonks (w/ discussion of Remus/Tonks, Bill Fleur), NC-17 [Jan. 10th, 2006|04:56 am]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

[mood |nervousnervous]

Title: Survivors (crappy title, I know)
Author: ragdoll
Pairings: Nymphadora Tonks/Bill Weasley (discussion of Remus/Tonks, Bill/Fleur)
Word Count: 6589 (!!!)
Rating: NC-17 (for sex but tastefully so)
Warnings: I suffered for my art. Now it's your turn. No Tonks hate, no Remus hate. They just don't belong together.
Author's Notes: Contains spoilers for Half-Blood Prince. Prequel of sorts to "Too Many Cooks" for rwhgfqf because once they were mentioned in there, Bill and Tonks took over my brain and needed to explain how they got together. (Eventually, there will be a sequel so Remus can give his side of the story)

Thanks to its_art, morgi and renn without whom I would be nowhere. (And big thanks to everyone else for cheerleading while I was writing the naughty portion and letting me know it didn't suck completely)

Long story. Very long.Collapse )
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"Gaze No More in the Bitter Glass," Percy/Tonks, PG [Jan. 5th, 2006|03:09 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

Title: Gaze No More in the Bitter Glass
Author: kethlenda
Pairing: Percy/Tonks with some Remus/Tonks
Rating: PG for some swearing
Warnings: minor character death, angst
Notes: Thanks to sionnain for looking this over and, especially, for the wonderful suggestion about the weather at the funeral. It makes a nice parallel to some of the things I said about that character in another story, and you know how I like to tie my fics together! The title is a W.B. Yeats quote.

This fic is a sequel to The Sorrows of Your Changing Face (NC-17), which I wrote for smutty_claus. The plot bunny came from a passing remark by catrinella, who wrote: "(All right, I'll admit it - I'm a Snupin shipper so I think it's perfectly logical for this story's sequel to have Tonks dump Remus and go find Percy *g*)" So, of course, I had to sit on this for a while because I couldn't 'fess up to having written the original!

You don't necessarily have to have read "Sorrows" to make sense of this--all you need to know is that in that story Tonks had a one-night stand with Percy while she and Remus were broken up, and he got a little sentimental and bought her a snow globe with little models of the two of them ice skating. This picks up at the moment "Sorrows" ends. It's the winter immediately following HBP.

“There’s something missing. The fire. You’ve got the adversity but you haven’t got the fire.”Collapse )
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FIC: Freedom [Dec. 5th, 2005|10:37 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

Author - shaggydogstail
Title - Freedom
Rating - R
Pairings - Remus/Tonks, Tonks/Fleur
Description - Tonks goes after what she really wants on the day of Bill and Fleur's wedding.
Disclaimer - Not mine, no profit.

Link to my journal:

Women aren't supposed to be affected by Veela-magic
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All's Well (A Farce in Eight Easy Pieces) [Nov. 10th, 2005|09:28 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

Title: All's Well (A Farce in Eight Easy Pieces)
Author: Lee_West (westwardlee)
Pairings: RL/NT, KS/NT, RL/SB, KS/SB, HP/DM, GW/LL
Rating: R
Words: 9,600
Warnings: Here be het, here be slash.
Summary: The year is 2000 and the war is finally over. Harry requests a memorial for Sirius, with unexpected consequences.

All's Well (A Farce in Eight Easy Pieces)
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Unexpected Arrivals [Oct. 21st, 2005|04:35 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

Title: Unexpected Arrivals
Author: mapletide
Pairing(s): Remus/Tonks, implied Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: 1,590
Warnings: Resurrection fic ;)
Summary: He had settled for Tonks, despite everything. What happens when it's no longer necessary to settle?

Unexpected Arrivals
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Fic: Oh, Happy Day [Oct. 21st, 2005|06:38 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

[mood |happyhappy]

Oh, Happy Day
By minnow_53

If Remus and Tonks were mine, they wouldn’t be within a million miles of each other.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Surprise!
Summary: Remus, Tonks, a thesaurus and new loves for all.
Thank You: To asterie_smiles for the read-through.

On my journal and too_old_too_gay.

This is an extended version of the fic posted yesterday on my journal: there's now an epilogue.

(‘You can be Juliet to my Romeo...’)
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How a Gay Man Should Please a Gay Woman in Bed, According to Luna Lovegood (RL/LL, NC-17) [Oct. 10th, 2005|04:28 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

Title: How a Gay Man Should Please a Gay Woman in Bed, According to Luna Lovegood
Author: Snegurochka (snegurochka_lee)
Pairing(s): Remus/adult!Luna (references to Remus/Tonks, Luna/Tonks, and Remus/every male canon character)
Genre: PWP, Humour, Utter crack!fic
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~3,700
Disclaimer: Not my characters, and less than zero money is being made here; in fact, money is being spent. JK Rowling owns all, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Oh god, so many: Total OOC-ness and crack!ficcery, bad!sex (countered with good!sex later, though), realism, gender-bending weirdness, sex toys, and general, utter insanity. Apologies in advance for, well, all of it. Tonks isn't actually in it, incidentally, but it's all about how unhappy Remus is with her, so I think it counts for this comm. :)
Summary: Remus may be a sex god with men, but his experience with women is lacking. (Adult) Luna teaches him a few things.
Notes: Written for butter_cup_, after I lost a bet and she requested a Remus/adult!Luna porn ficlet as payment. Massive apologies to her, because this is most definitely not what she had in mind, but I just could not browbeat Remus into having sex with a woman any other way. Gah.

She was twenty years old to his forty-one, which didn't make him feel much better about it. The fact that she had run off with his wife a week ago didn't help much, either.Collapse )
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Er, an art/icons post, I guess. [Oct. 7th, 2005|04:45 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

[mood |crack monkeys!]

I use the term "art" extremely loosely, here. I am Teh Suck with anything artistic, so... And now doesn't that just make you want to click on the cut? ;-) It's mostly an hideous attempt to turn my art into icons, because I lurve icons in an unhealthy way.

Or, we'll just call it the illustrated version of my previous fic posted here. Yeah, or something.

Title: Ahahahaha! Yeah right.
Author: jm
Pairing(s) Remikins and Pink Honey-Pie return! Plus, er, SBRL implied.
Rating: Dunno. [PG]?
Warnings: crack!art, or, an assault on the eye balls, I think. Pixel torture!
Summary: Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover in craptastic full colour! Also, this has inspired me to write portrait!porn at a later date, so watch out!

ETA: I put up a couple more of the larger drawings, as I restored what I could and re-did the rest. I also fiddled with the colours on a couple of them (including the icons).

ow, my eyesCollapse )
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ART: Paddycake Returns [Oct. 1st, 2005|08:27 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks

Title: Paddycake Returns
Artiste: Esinde Nayrall
Pairing(s):Lupin/Tonks, Lupin/Black
Rating: G
Words: A few.
Warnings: Tonks hatred. Er. Ish. And also - nauseating nick-names.
Summary: See title.

Paddycake Returns
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