|How a Gay Man Should Please a Gay Woman in Bed, According to Luna Lovegood (RL/LL, NC-17)
||[Oct. 10th, 2005|04:28 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks
Title: How a Gay Man Should Please a Gay Woman in Bed, According to Luna Lovegood
Author: Snegurochka (snegurochka_lee)
Pairing(s): Remus/adult!Luna (references to Remus/Tonks, Luna/Tonks, and Remus/every male canon character)
Genre: PWP, Humour, Utter crack!fic
Disclaimer: Not my characters, and less than zero money is being made here; in fact, money is being spent. JK Rowling owns all, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Warnings: Oh god, so many: Total OOC-ness and crack!ficcery, bad!sex (countered with good!sex later, though), realism, gender-bending weirdness, sex toys, and general, utter insanity. Apologies in advance for, well, all of it. Tonks isn't actually in it, incidentally, but it's all about how unhappy Remus is with her, so I think it counts for this comm. :)
Summary: Remus may be a sex god with men, but his experience with women is lacking. (Adult) Luna teaches him a few things.
Notes: Written for butter_cup_, after I lost a bet and she requested a Remus/adult!Luna porn ficlet as payment. Massive apologies to her, because this is most definitely not what she had in mind, but I just could not browbeat Remus into having sex with a woman any other way. Gah.
( She was twenty years old to his forty-one, which didn't make him feel much better about it. The fact that she had run off with his wife a week ago didn't help much, either.Collapse )