|First time post and a ficlet (Intermission)
||[Jan. 14th, 2006|02:07 pm]
Hundred Ways Remus Broke Up With Tonks
Hello. This is my first post. I'm so glad we have this community since I have nothing against Tonk or Remus, I just don't like them together. So I come bearing a fic sort of thing as a gift. :) |
This was x-posted at remusxsirius a week or so ago.
Summary: Short humorous drabble on the boys discussing Tonks. (Kinda
AU I guess. Read A/N for more info)
Pairing: Remus / Sirius
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, I wish I did, then I could
make all kinds of money and bend them to my will. *Cackles*
Spoilers: HBP and OTP
Rating: PG for language
Author's Notes: This requires a bit of explanation. I started these
as a sort of fun way to get over my writers block and am going to
incorporate them in my fic that's still a WIP. This one I did to get
out my frustration about Tonks. It's a bit harsh on JKR, but meh;
she's been a bit harsh on them, so it's fair play.
This is unbetaed and very short. Enjoy and don't take it too
Feedback: Yes please. destyne76@...
Giving Fan Fiction readers (and the characters) something to do while
waiting for the next chapters.
Today's topic: Discussions about Tonks in HBP
Characters: Remus and Sirius
Setting: Two leather chairs with a maple coffee table in the middle.
Each character has their own coffee mug; contents in the mug vary.
Sirius: She decided to pair you off with Tonks?
Remus: I know I found it strange too. What with all the
references in canon about our relationship. The joint Christmas
presents, living with me in Grimmuald Place. All the fucking we
did. Oh, I guess that wasn't really in canon.
Sirius: Well it should have been.
Remus: Sirius, its a children's book.
Sirius: They've got to learn about it from somewhere don't
Remus: (Giving Sirius a sideways glance.) I guess she could
have done worse.
Sirius: How so?
Remus: She could have paired me up with Hermione.
Sirius: Yes that would have been worse. Not only making you
straight, but a pervy child molester.
Remus: (tapping his fingers on the arm of the chair) And can
you believe Harry thought Tonks was pining for you. I mean, she's
Sirius: First cousin once removed
Remus: Oh, sorry. (Rolls eyes) I know incest is something
purebloods practice, but I didn't think Harry would draw to that
Sirius: I used to change Tonks' nappies. Andromeda would
have a fit if I fell for her daughter.
Remus: Well, maybe I'll die in the 7th book, then I won't
have to live in infamy as a straight character.
Sirius: You could fall through the veil and join me. It's
rather dull in a world that nobody knows anything about and is only
referred to in fanfiction. Bloody hell, I didn't even get a
funeral. It's like Jo completely forgot about me after disposing of
me behind a mysterious archway.
Remus: Could be worse. Could be a straight man pairing up
with your lover's cousin whose 10 years younger then you.
Sirius: Yes that would be worse. Maybe we should jump ship
from this series and join another one where our romance will be
Remus: Then we'd have to leave Harry.
Sirius: Oh that's right. Well, perhaps we'll just hold out
for good slash fanfiction then.
Hope you like. :)